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Stay Home and enjoy the wine during this Circuit Breaker

Circuit Breaker Survival Kit

​Principles to survive Circuit Breaker

1. Home is where the wine is ( should actually be read as Home is where the wife is. The writer was clearly drunk or homeless or both)

2. Wine and Shine, (just dont start at 9 ok? 😅🍷).

3. A sip of wine in reality means nine (look again at the half empty bottle inside and the bright sunlight outside).

4. Home sweet home now refers to having a Sauternes or a Vin Santo with your favourite dessert

5. Wine saves lives (almost a month of lock down, children working from home and you are still alive and kicking)

6. Charity begins at 'Home' (remember the first principle, 'Home is where the wine is 🍷)